Vodafone Portugal managed to draw any kind of surprise element out of the whole thing by dishing up all the important details ahead of schedule, but what the hell, we'll do our best: look everyone! It's the HTC Desire C!
So for the five of you who don't already know, here's the spec: there's a 3.5in HVGA touchscreen, a 5-megapixel camera, Beats Audio software and probably the best part of the whole deal: Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich (with lashings of HTC Sense 4.0 on top, naturally).
HTC plans to release two variants of the Desire C – one with NFC capabilities, and one without. Either way you also get 25GB of Dropbox space for two years, which is fair enough, as it's as long as anyone's likely to use the handset for.
The HTC Desire C will be available next month in black, white and red, and will set you back either £170 on prepay deals, or for around £15 a month on contract.