Android users more likely to get some action on first date

Android users more likely to get some action on first dateDating is a truly horrible thing. The awkwardness, the nerves, the small talk, the constant ‘Am I coming across like a douche bag?’ concerns (especially if – like me – you’re a douche bag), wondering if you should make a move… the list goes on. It’s genuinely awful.

Until you hit the end of the night, and BOOM! See, my Android brothers and I are more likely than you iPhone and BlackBerry dweebs to get lucky on a first date.

And that’s official, man. Well, according to a survey of Canadian Match.com users by polling chaps Zoomerang - they’re a bit like a boomerang, ‘cept they go faster.

According to the survey, 62% of Android singles have put out on a first date (tut tut), compared to 57% of iOS users and 48% of BlackBerry prudes.

Android users were also the sluttiest, with 55% admitting to having had a one-night stand. Half of iPhone users admitted to skanking it up, closely followed by 47.6% of BlackBerry owners.

Meanwhile, iPhone users were the most likely to date co-workers, while BlackBerry peeps are the best bet for boozing on a first date. Well, if you ain't getting laid, you might as well get leathered.

Three quarters of those surveyed reckoned email and text had "significantly improved their dating life." Surely that goes without saying. When I was young, you could either write a letter or – shock horror – talk to the girl. It was freakin’ terrifying, man. Nowadays…

via: Vancouver Sun

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JanSt / MOD  Feb. 2, 2012 at 16:10

Gee.... Move over, Gauss; Roll over in your grave, Erich Fromm - social sciences and statistics have been taken to a new level :p

matt101101 / MOD  Feb. 2, 2012 at 16:17

Or look at it the other way, Android users date sluts.

blizzard7  Feb. 2, 2012 at 16:26

Probably because the Android logo is shaped like a... *ahem*. Just with arms, legs and antenna.

matt101101 / MOD  Feb. 2, 2012 at 16:29

http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1139535226/android_gigolo_logo_twitter_white_words.jpg

matt101101 / MOD  Feb. 2, 2012 at 16:30

Treab  Feb. 2, 2012 at 16:37

another win for android...excuse me im off on a speed dating night...;)

matt101101 / MOD  Feb. 2, 2012 at 16:40

Treab: "*Smooth voice* "Hey baby, I've got an S2..."

;)

Treab  Feb. 2, 2012 at 16:43

ROFL thats a proper chat up line ;)

JanSt / MOD  Feb. 2, 2012 at 16:46

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly318oLVlM1r4h7kbo1_500.jpg

Treab  Feb. 2, 2012 at 16:52

JAN how could you post that... im shocked and appalled...

Because he can ;)...power.

matt101101 / MOD  Feb. 2, 2012 at 16:53

^^^Siri speaking to an Android user's girlfriend ;).

Treab  Feb. 2, 2012 at 16:53

Matt your supposed to be a mod now...have some dignity :p

matt101101 / MOD  Feb. 2, 2012 at 16:55

Being a mod doesn't give me dignity...it gives me power ;).

Treab  Feb. 2, 2012 at 17:01

Being a mod doesn't give me dignity...it gives me power ;).

what was emma thinking... im guessing it was due to the vodka...

matt101101 / MOD  Feb. 2, 2012 at 17:06

It's only you that gets my "special", attention :p.

Treab  Feb. 2, 2012 at 17:08

It's only you that gets my "special", attention :p.

thats a sentence only a creepy uncle would say...

matt101101 / MOD  Feb. 2, 2012 at 17:12

It's all good.

I'm not an uncle...

JanSt / MOD  Feb. 2, 2012 at 17:40

So, Lewis... why's this on your FB wall? ==>>>

http://tomtomandroid.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/android-users-dropping-deuces-and-ladies-panties.jpg

Treab  Feb. 2, 2012 at 17:47

So, Lewis... why's this on your FB wall? ==>>>

http://tomtomandroid.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/android-users-dropping-deuces-and-ladies-panties.jpg


thats matts profile picture...

jaybear88  Feb. 3, 2012 at 10:46

Being a mod doesn't give me dignity...it gives me power ;).

Fantastic quote hahaha

JanSt / MOD  Feb. 3, 2012 at 10:47

Being a mod doesn't give me dignity...it gives me power ;).

Fantastic quote hahaha

You think so? You're banned :p
Kiddin'

inzane777  Feb. 3, 2012 at 22:48

yes we android users can think for ourselves, we dont need siri to tell us ... "give her a compliment..."

JanSt / MOD  Feb. 4, 2012 at 11:04

yes we android users can think for ourselves, we dont need siri to tell us ... "give her a compliment..."

http://www.houseofal.com/ljimages/bbaicons/ZombieOMHlg.gif

matt101101 / MOD  Feb. 4, 2012 at 11:25

^^^^^ Fit.

Treab  Feb. 4, 2012 at 13:42

^^^^^ Fit.

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