Caviar launches iPhone 5s ‘Supremo Putin’ and ‘Supremo Ali’, £2,500 each

Caviar launches iPhone 5s ‘Supremo Putin’ and ‘Supremo Ali’, £2,500 eachChances are, like me, you’re not exactly familiar with the Caviar Italy brand. Unless you’re the kind of chap who wipes his bum with a £50 note, and for that, dear sir, I applaud you.

Caviar invites Russians with more money than sense to invest in two special edition iPhone 5s thingies, each adorned with the face of a beloved fictional character, namely supervillain Vladimir Putin, and boxing superman Muhammad Ali. Price? £2,500.

Personally, I can’t think of anything more terrifying than owning a gold-plated iPhone 5s with Putin’s mug staring back at me, those eyes promising: “Yeah, I’ll get to you soon.”

On the plus side, I dare say Russian troops might show you a little mercy if you hold your Putin-flavoured iPhone 5s aloft during the invasion, complete with Russian crest. Alternatively, they might just shoot you and liberate it from your cold dead hands.

Slightly less terrifying is the prospect of a gold-plated Muhammad Ali iPhone 5s, though ultimately I’m left wondering who the hell buys these things. I mean, even if I had a cool million down the back of the couch… Jeez.

While I’d love to be making this up, you can in fact head over to caviar-phone.ru/collection-5s/supremo for more info.

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JanSt / MOD  Jun. 28, 2014 at 19:43

supervillain?
умереть, предатель

http://lazerhorse.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Putin-Looking-Like-Hero-James-Bond-Swimming-With-Dolphins.jpeg

CheBU  Jul. 2, 2014 at 08:09

I'm no fan of Putin, but he did an outstanding leader of the modern world. Those who do not understand or fools or hypocrites. He contradictory personality but it does not make it any less worthy of respect.

JanSt / MOD  Jul. 2, 2014 at 14:59

I'm no fan of Putin, but he did an outstanding leader of the modern world. Those who do not understand or fools or hypocrites. He contradictory personality but it does not make it any less worthy of respect.
You know what: I agree.
To cut to the chase: I'd rather be made dead because of a leader who could or would do it himself, than by some ivey League tw*t who gets a mani-pedi before every speech and whose balls are all golf-related.
Also: I love the fact that he refused to speak English with Tony Bliar. The little things really make my day.

Now back on topic... Oh, wait... we were. Thanks, Lewis ;)

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