Fatboy vs ME iPhone review

Fatboy vs ME iPhone reviewSometimes, the best thing you can say about a game is that you've "played worse."

Unfortunately, Fatboy vs Me is one of those "worse" games.

As far as I can make out, Fatboy vs Me locks you in battle against a... well... portly lad who sits atop the planet earth. He's got approximately 10,000 HP that you'll need to deplete in order to win, which you'll gradually chip away with four crudely animated weapons by swiping the four quarters of the screen.

And that's it. No-one fights back, and nothing happens save the appearance of an oft-repeated speech bubble after each "attack." Many apps are pointless, I grant you, but I've never encountered an app that's entirely useless as well.

Fatboy vs ME iPhone review

No, really. That's your lot. Fatboy vs Me is barely a game, in fact, it's barely anything at all. It may be free (thank God), but paying any amount of money is better than wasting your precious time.


  • You don't have to pay for it


  • Your expectations and standards will be lowered forever

Summary: Words cannot express how utterly terrible Fatboy vs Me is. It invents entirely new and thoroughly terrifying levels of suck.

Developer: Rage Box

Compatibility: Compatible with iPhone 3GS, iPhone 4, iPhone 4S, iPod touch (2nd generation), iPod touch (3rd generation), iPod touch (4th generation) and iPad. Requires iOS 4.1 or later.

Price: Free - App Store

Fatboy vs ME iPhone review

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Treab  Oct. 22, 2011 at 17:14

jebus... its soo bad it doesnt even have an icon to demonstrate it...

its a black hole people... RUNNNNNNNNN


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