Thanks to nev166 at HUKD, we’ve linked up a delicious 32GB iPhone 5c deal that says “BE GONE, FOUL BEAST!” to the £129.99 up-front charge. Yeah, get that ship outta here. That leaves the monthly charge of £24.99, which comes to £599.76 over two years. Hell, Apple is charging £549.99 for the SIM free equivalent. Mental.
The monthly EE allowance includes unlimited calls and texts, and 2GB of data.
(Thanks to nev166 at HUKD)