I’m pretty sure I’m allowed to say "sh*t" in my articles, but I'm throwing in some asterisks just in case. And why am I entertaining potty-mouth? There’s a new website called Sh*t That Siri Says. Holy sh*t.
I’ve been dissing the iPhone 4S and Siri quite a bit lately, but – to be fair – it seems like a lot of thought has gone into the voice recognition thingy, certainly in terms of answering stupid questions.
Ask Siri: “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?” and she’ll respond: “It depends on whether you are talking about African or European woodchucks.” Or maybe she’ll say: “42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that.” Yep, there's often more than one answer.
One of my favourite questions is: “Who’s your daddy?” To which Siri responds: “You are. Can we get back to work now.”
Admittedly impressive, but I'm still not buying an iPhone 4S.
Head over to Sh*t That Siri Says to check ‘em out.