Funny sh*t with Siri

Funny sh*t with SiriI’m pretty sure I’m allowed to say "sh*t" in my articles, but I'm throwing in some asterisks just in case. And why am I entertaining potty-mouth? There’s a new website called Sh*t That Siri Says. Holy sh*t.

I’ve been dissing the iPhone 4S and Siri quite a bit lately, but – to be fair – it seems like a lot of thought has gone into the voice recognition thingy, certainly in terms of answering stupid questions.

Ask Siri: “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?” and she’ll respond: “It depends on whether you are talking about African or European woodchucks.” Or maybe she’ll say: “42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that.” Yep, there's often more than one answer.

One of my favourite questions is: “Who’s your daddy?” To which Siri responds: “You are. Can we get back to work now.”

Admittedly impressive, but I'm still not buying an iPhone 4S.

Head over to Sh*t That Siri Says to check ‘em out.

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Treab  Oct. 14, 2011 at 16:29

Stelph  Oct. 14, 2011 at 17:24

It does look like quite a clever system with several easter eggs, and also theres not always the same response either. Quite cool really

Treab  Oct. 14, 2011 at 17:27

Good news everybody.


One of the aspects of Siri that many were hoping to try out was it's ability to find, for example, a restaurant in the area by just muttering words such as "I'm hungry" or even "Find me a Chinese restaurant". And while it will happily find lists of local eateries nearby if you live in the States, it will only return a standard apology elsewhere: "Sorry, I can only look for businesses in the United States," it says. "And when you're using US English.

Source Apple fails again

seriously... american english... apple the hint is in the name... ENGLISH....

JanSt / MOD  Oct. 14, 2011 at 18:04

How do you pronounce "siri"?

Treab  Oct. 14, 2011 at 18:08

thats hard to pronounce phonetically...

but sii-ree (is how i sort of say it)

matt101101 / MOD  Oct. 14, 2011 at 18:31

Phonetically it'd be pronounced: "sih-ree".

Treab  Oct. 14, 2011 at 18:35

quite possibly... we need to be upload voice ;)

JanSt / MOD  Oct. 14, 2011 at 19:48


Treab  Oct. 14, 2011 at 21:06

Jan did you censor lewis lol. (in case others are wondering i have only just noticed lol)

JanSt / MOD  Oct. 14, 2011 at 21:41

Treab, no, it wasn't me, but I coulda told him that he wouldn't get away with it. I ONCE had "kick#ss" correctified. PrudeBot...pah!

Treab  Oct. 14, 2011 at 21:46

Lol im shocked i mean correcting kick#ss.... you reviewing the movie were you ;)


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