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Sharknado: The Video Game iOS review

# Go go go go go go go /Run away from the sharknado /It’s your greatest foe foe foe /Don’t wanna get eaten by the sharknado #

You all know what a sharknado is, right? It’s a rare meteorological phenomenon whereby a tornado sucks up loads of man-eating sharks from the ocean, carrying them inland and inevitably causing untold damage with the horror and the biting and the screaming.

In celebration of Sharknado: The Second One’s television debut on Syfy this week, Other Ocean Group has fired out Sharknado: The Video Game on the App Store – the only official Sharknado game.

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Urban Trial Freestyle iOS review

Console arcade hit Trials recently made the leap to mobile in the form of Trials Frontier, but was largely watered down and coated in sickly freemium sugar. In a subsequent conversation with a mate, we conceded that a faithful conversion would probably be too ambitious for ye olde touchscreen.

But wait! What’s this? Urban Trial Freestyle (don’t say Trials plural, ahem), a game that’s more Trials than Trials.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Rooftop Run iOS review

Here’s a fine example of just how old I am: I can remember when the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were known as the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles in the UK, because “ninja” had explicitly violent connotations. Or at least, that was the word on the street; we couldn’t exactly “google” it in those days. Indeed, a quick cyber-search confirms that to be the case.

Anyway! Where were we? Ah, yes, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Rooftop Run on the App Store (where it’s currently free, usually £2.49) and Google Play (£2.42). Let’s do it.

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The Bearded Hero iOS review

Supposedly beards are on their “way out” again, which means they’ll no longer be synonymous with fashion-conscious youths, and once again be the domain of the comic book-reading super-nerd. As it should be.

Here’s one guy who almost certainly won’t be shaving, lest he become simply Hero. I speak of The Bearded Hero, and you can play his debut app outing for £1.49 at the App Store.

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Blackwell 1: Legacy iOS review

Hey, you know what’s fun? Point and click adventures, and they just so happen to work fantastically on ye olde touchscreen, as evidenced by… that one with the ginger FBI lady. Ah! Cognition: An Erica Reed Thriller. Good stuff.

Developer Wadjet Eye Games has released a bundle of excellent point and click adventures on the App Store, and the first one I’m checking out is Blackwell 1: Legacy. It’s real good, man. Real good.

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Paperama iOS review

Lewis Curdie  Jul. 16 at 17:00

Paperama iOS review

I really should stop reviewing free games, as it’s always the same story: you’re out for a “free” meal but you have to wait several hours between courses unless you pay extra, and not forgetting the surcharge for cutlery.

I’m sure you can see where I’m going with this. Meet Paperama. It’s free on both the App Store and Google Play! Yes, FREE… to download. Lots more rambling below.

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Sonic Jump Fever iOS review

Remember the original Sonic Jump? It first appeared about 18 months ago, and scored an entirely decent 4/5 in my November 2012 review. “Sonic Jump won’t change your life,” I crooned. “But there have been far worse games in Sonic’s history.”

Enter: Sonic Jump Fever (App Store/Google Play). Is it worthy of a similarly decent score, or one of those “far worse games”? Spoiler: somewhere in the middle.

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Heli Hell iOS review

Lewis Curdie  Jul. 9 at 17:00

Heli Hell iOS review

One of the Ten Commandments of Gaming states that Bullet Hell is Awesome: projectiles flying all over the shop, things constantly exploding, over-the-top heavy metal soundtrack with wailing solo; what’s not to like?

Phoenix HD proved that western developers are capable of producing top-notch bullet hell fun for mobiles and tablets, but Heli Hell... *sigh* Can you see where I’m going with this?

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Monster Hunter Freedom Unite for iOS: first impressions

I love Capcom; like, love Capcom. I own a PSP. I own a PS Vita. Hell, I even own Monster Hunter 3DS, yet I’ve never – somehow, against all logic – played a Monster Hunter game.

Until now, that is! Enter: Monster Hunter Freedom Unite for iOS (to use its full name), available for £10.49 on the App Store. Is it worth the price of admission? Hell yes!

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Hooligans iOS review

Lewis Curdie  Jul. 4 at 17:00

Hooligans iOS review

Bit of a luxury complaint here, but I’m literally (not literally) drowning in review codes for apps these days, and obviously me being me, I’m just blasting through them – largely – at random.

So when a PR cutie – Empress of Babedom, Bestower of Compliments – pops up and says, “Hey, what about my game?” Well, you put that game to the top of the list. Enter: Hooligans.

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