If you’ll allow us to bask in our collective glory for a moment, we’ve let a fair few iPhone 5S rumours fly by of late, partly because they’re mostly saying the same thing, and partly because some of ‘em are clearly nonsense.
But this one – this one right here – clearly takes the proverbial biscuit. If it comes true, I’ll eat Jan’s bass guitar.
Firstly, we should expect an iPhone 5S – essentially a souped-up iPhone 5 – in June, which pretty much chimes with what we’ve been hearing to date. So far, so good.
However, it’ll be joined by a second new iDevice. Huh? Brace yourselves for something called the iPhone “Math” (seriously), with a whopping 4.8in display.
To be fair, I’ve been semi-jokingly touting the notion of a 6in iDevice (snugly fitting between the iPhone 5 and iPad mini) for a while, but realistically we don’t expect to see Apple leap to 4.8in as early as June. And that name; the iPhone Math. Genuinely astounding.
Had enough yet? Too bad. Supposedly we should expect a third new iPhone to land in time for Christmas.
What's the point? Well, while iPhone 5S and iPhone Math specs will supposedly include an 8MP camera, the third new iPhone will boast a 12MP rear shooter.
iNeed a lie down.