Little Chinese fellow who knows more about mobile phones than the rest of the team combined? Check. Cheeky camera lady with a penchant for €1 San Miguel? Check. Scottish dude with no discerning qualities (that he's willing to share)? Check.
Yep, Liwen Guo, Wendy Lloyd and myself have flown from all corners of the globe (er, the UK and Germany) to attend this year's Mobile World Congress, huzzah! We're here, we're queer, and we're quite fond of Spanish beer.
So what's the plan? Well, Wendy will be shoving her camera all up in reps' faces, getting the latest marketing mumbo jumbo from the manufacturers and seeing what stuff actually looks like in the flesh.
Meanwhile, Liwen and I will be running around like maniacs, trying to get a feel for goodies and giving you the lowdown. Should you start saving for an LG Optimus 4X HD? Hmm, probably not, but we'll let you know for sures once we've played with it.
Personally, I'm intrigued by the little league quad-core offerings (from Huawei, ZTE and Fujitsu), and I'll be spending as much time as possible with the HTC One X. Anything else, amigos? If there's anything you reckon we should go prod, give us a heads up!