Nokia promotes pink Lumia 900 with pink nail polish

Nokia promotes pink Lumia 900 with pink nail polish“Treat me right and I might look to fill your Christmas stocking, if you know what I mean.” That’s what Martin said when he fired over this story earlier this morning. I’m scared.

Anyway, Nokia is currently promoting the AT&T-exclusive pink Lumia 900 with a series of idiotic girl-focused events in the states.

Nokia clearly reckons there’s a gap in the market for brain dead Paris Hilton wannabes. It invites “Nokia fans” (not just girls, you understand) to attend pop-up salons over the next week or so.

Attendees will be able to hang out with Nicki Minaj’s stylist Kandi Banks, and get manicures and pedicures. Sweet Moses. Of course, Nicki Minaj has been promoting the Lumias across the Atlantic, too.

“For me, I kinda need to bring my desk to the streets as I’m running around, and this phone has really allowed me to do that, and do it in an organised manner,” says Niki Schwan, celebrity stylist and MILF.

I wonder if she’s upset about not being upgraded to Windows Phone 8 when it launches in three months or so. Or maybe she’s just happy to be getting Windows Phone 7.8.

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JanSt / MOD  Aug. 2, 2012 at 14:18

That's kinda like mega organised

Treab  Aug. 2, 2012 at 14:18

im terrified.... someone might buy that crap...

Pondlife  Aug. 2, 2012 at 14:50

I'm sure the nail varnish isn't that bad...

TJ Skywasher  Aug. 2, 2012 at 15:39

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Treab  Aug. 2, 2012 at 15:49

Who's Nicki Minaj?

good question... i feel this is all you need to know...

http://ionetheurbandaily.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/501850-nicki-minaj-cover-617-409.jpg

if you see this and think trampy singer whos an embarrassment to all women everywhere... you might be on to something.

matt101101 / MOD  Aug. 2, 2012 at 19:46

Who's Nicki Minaj?

good question... i feel this is all you need to know...

http://ionetheurbandaily.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/501850-nicki-minaj-cover-617-409.jpg

if you see this and think trampy singer whos an embarrassment to all women everywhere... you might be on to something.

Treab's...dare I say it...right!!

Pondlife  Aug. 2, 2012 at 20:11

Guilty secret. I quite like Starships.

matt101101 / MOD  Aug. 2, 2012 at 20:24

Guilty secret. I quite like Starships.
What's a Starship?

Pondlife  Aug. 2, 2012 at 20:28

In this case it's one of her songs

Treab  Aug. 2, 2012 at 20:43

In this case it's one of her songs

you disgust me... to a level i didn't think you could sink to.... now sulfuric acid is too good for you...

matt101101 / MOD  Aug. 2, 2012 at 20:50

In this case it's one of her songs
Oh, right. Silly me, I thought it was something to do with Nokia haha :D.

matt101101 / MOD  Aug. 2, 2012 at 20:52

In this case it's one of her songs

you disgust me... to a level i didn't think you could sink to.... now sulfuric acid is too good for you...

I have to agree. I listened to it on YT, it's absolutely awful.

Talentless crap, edited in studio to sound half tuneful (at least, I think it's meant to, anyway). Did this woman win one of those dreadful TV "talent" shows or something?

Pondlife  Aug. 2, 2012 at 20:55

you disgust me... to a level i didn't think you could sink to.... now sulfuric acid is too good for you...

Have they changed the spelling of that on this side of the pond or are you just determined to get it wrong?

matt101101 / MOD  Aug. 2, 2012 at 20:58

you disgust me... to a level i didn't think you could sink to.... now sulfuric acid is too good for you...

Have they changed the spelling of that on this side of the pond or are you just determined to get it wrong?

It was originally an American spelling, but is now widely accepted in the UK, too (according to a chemical supplier's website which I found).

Treab  Aug. 2, 2012 at 23:00

i initially spelt it sulphuric but chrome wanted to spell check it to sulfuric so i decided to go with it :p either way you suck ;)

matt101101 / MOD  Aug. 2, 2012 at 23:07

i initially spelt it sulphuric but chrome wanted to spell check it to sulfuric so i decided to go with it :p either way you suck ;)
Change your language to English UK in Chrome. For me it's happy with sulphuric.

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