“Treat me right and I might look to fill your Christmas stocking, if you know what I mean.” That’s what Martin said when he fired over this story earlier this morning. I’m scared.
Anyway, Nokia is currently promoting the AT&T-exclusive pink Lumia 900 with a series of idiotic girl-focused events in the states.
Nokia clearly reckons there’s a gap in the market for brain dead Paris Hilton wannabes. It invites “Nokia fans” (not just girls, you understand) to attend pop-up salons over the next week or so.
Attendees will be able to hang out with Nicki Minaj’s stylist Kandi Banks, and get manicures and pedicures. Sweet Moses. Of course, Nicki Minaj has been promoting the Lumias across the Atlantic, too.
“For me, I kinda need to bring my desk to the streets as I’m running around, and this phone has really allowed me to do that, and do it in an organised manner,” says Niki Schwan, celebrity stylist and MILF.
I wonder if she’s upset about not being upgraded to Windows Phone 8 when it launches in three months or so. Or maybe she’s just happy to be getting Windows Phone 7.8.