Ok, you're probably wondering what the hell that picture is all about. Basically I googled "January February" (I'm not sure what I was expecting to find, actually) and that was one of the top results. Amazing.
Anyways, slightly disturbing picture aside, this will always be remembered as the week we heard that stupid Samsung mightn't reveal the stupid Galaxy S III at stupid Mobile World Congress. I'm not in a bad mood. Shut up.
Comment numbers are denoted in brackets. Incidentally, I've just noticed a girl skulking around in the Comments. Be nice; she'll make us look cool. Ok, maybe not cool, but a tad less geeky.
Saturday
- The future: self-charging phones (1)
- HTC Edge at Mobile World Congress?
- NFC shipments could top 100 million units in 2012 if Apple gets on board
Sunday
- Is Google actually making any money from Android? (5)
- LG lining up X3 powerhouse for MWC reveal? (15)
Monday
- RIM leadership shakeup: Heins means change (2)
- Samsung Galaxy Nexus in court over Apple’s slide-to-unlock feature
- Samsung Galaxy Note now available in white
- ST25i Kumquat image leaked, yet more Sony (Ericsson) action
- Samsung takes another swipe at Apple, iNerds get Samsunged (2)
- Analysts: Nokia has shipped 1.3 million Lumia 800s so far. Maybe (2)
- LG's Optimus 3D mk II: for real 3D lovers only? (3)
- Windows Phone Tango: Microsoft's entry-level smartphone saviour (12)
Tuesday
- Nokia Lumia 900 coming to the UK in June? (1)
- Resident Evil trailer reveals mystery Sony device (3)
- HTC Primo primed for Mobile World Congress (6)
- Sony developing new “RGBW Coding” and “HDR Movie” goodness
- Huawei prepping Diamond smartphones for Mobile World Congress (2)
- Sony Tablet S and Tablet P getting Android 4.0 update in the Spring (3)
- New RIM boss Heins: the more things change... (2)
Wednesday
- Apple sells four iPhones every second to hit record profits (3)
- Will the European Nokia Lumia 900 be called the Lumia 910? (1)
- RIM’s roadmap for the next year (1)
- Will Sony’s camera tech make for a thinner iPhone 5? (2)
- Two new Windows Phone builds outed
- Casio G-Shock smartphone will rock your world, tough guy
- O2 apologises after number leak security flaw is exposed (1)
- Nokia sells its 1.5 billionth Series 40 mobile phone (10)
Thursday
- Samsung Galaxy S III not appearing at MWC 2012? (1)
- Samsung's S-Pen stylus tech on its way to Galaxy tablets? (2)
- ST25i Kumquat to be Sony Xperia U
- HP’s open source webOS 1.0 expected September
- Nokia Lumia sales top 1m but overall losses are still huge (6)
- Motorola files new lawsuit against Apple; same patents, different case (2)
- Xbox Live goodness coming to “other platforms” (1)
- Android cuts Apple's tablet lead to under 20% (5)
Friday
- LG Prada 3.0: today's the day (6)
- HTC's smartphone strategy for 2012: less is more (4)
- RIM’s roadmap in more detail, baby (1)
- Samsung reports excellent Q4 results
- “Outraged” Tim Cook: “We care about every worker in our supply chain” (7)
- Steam beta app drops on iOS and Android
- RIM's Heins disses Android in clear-the-air comments
- Samsung: no decision yet on Galaxy S III launch date (8)
You'll scare her off before Treab even gets the chance to 
