Strip the Difference is utterly fantastic for so many reasons, each more audacious and frankly unbelievable than the last. It’s possibly the worst thing I’ve ever played. Ever.
The first thing you’ll notice when you download Strip the Difference is that it’s abbreviated to Free STD. Seriously. It doesn’t get much better than this.
I got a rough idea of what to expect when I perused the App Store reviews. A whopping 426 of 576 users awarded Strip the Difference 1/5. It’s a shame the App Store doesn’t offer a 0/5 option, but you know who does? Mobot.
Strip the Difference is a spot the difference game, and each time you identify an inconsistency between the two seemingly identical images, a lady (who randomly floats around on screen) removes an item of clothing. You really couldn’t make this stuff up.
The free version offers four girls. I reckon 22 year-old Eugenia from Russia is a little out of my league; she likes Louis Vitton, Bvlgari, Chanel and Vogue. Ditto the UK’s Naomi, 19. Her interests are music, movies and diamonds. Hell, I’m no sugar daddy.
I’m far more interested in Angie, 24, from the USA. She likes sports and reading, and seems quite down to earth.
But I digress. The bizarre bios are ultimately meaningless, as all the chicks end up dancing in their underwear, regardless of age, nationality, or interests.
Speech bubbles occasionally pop up as you attempt to spot the differences, such as: “Hey baby, help me look for something odd.” Uhm, ok. How about Strip the Difference? It’s rather odd.
Somewhat disturbingly, if you inadvertently tap the girl (remember: they move around at random, ahem), she says: “No touching! Look for differences.” In fact, sometimes she’ll say it even if your fingers are nowhere near her. Story of my life.
Of course, as with all free games, the developer hopes you’ll fork out for additional content, and Strip the Difference doesn’t disappoint. For 69p each, you can pick up the Sexy Girls Pack or the Dirty Girls Pack. I’ve bought a lot of shit from the App Store in my time, but that’s where I draw the line.
Reviewing Strip the Difference makes me feel sad. I’m done.
- Strip the Difference
Summary: Strip the Difference is spot the difference with semi-naked cartoon girls. Sigh.
Developer: vitapoly inc.
Requirements: Compatible with iPhone, iPod touch and iPad. Requires iOS 3.1 or later.
Price: free @ App Store